A Little Bit of Funny

Ok, so I thought you all might be in need of some funny. So, here is a conversation I recently had with my friend Lauren on Facebook. The 'Me' is yours truely, Emily (a.k.a me, for all of you who are awesome, yet kinda slow). This conversation emphasizes my insanity as well as Lauren's. She just one of my many crazy friends. And if you don't know her (which you probably don't) she is Twilight obsessed. So, when she mentions Spanish Influenza and blood and werewolves and Edward and being away for personal reasons it's obviously Twilight related. Enjoy!

Lauren: omg # 6 on the History homework is spanish influenza :D !!!!!

Me: shoot me now

Lauren: lol

Me:not funny

Lauren:i knew it before i looked it up!!!! :)

Me:well good 4 u... u interupted something

Lauren:uh huh.... what did i interupt?

Me: well... A. im writing my rough draft over again cuz it mysteriously dissapeared from my comp and B. im readin somethin

Lauren: ohhhhhhh ;)

Me: i shouldnt b readin it tho cuz its distracting me & im not concentrating on the essay

Lauren: well, just so you know, # 6 is spanish influenza :)

Me: thanks 4 the info

Lauren: and don't hit me if i mention edward in history tomorrow. lol;)

Me: i havnt started the history yet. im 2 busy sorta writing the essay

Lauren:haha u

Me:i might hit u... unless u say the magic word

Lauren:ummm... thnk you? blood?

Me: ur trying 2 guess the magic word? shame, shame on u. u hav 2 say it 2morrow. & since u said blood, i might smack u even if u say the magic word anyways

Lauren:sorry:):P

Me: teehee *evil laugh*

Lauren:muh haha!!! see i actually wrote what an evil laugh would sound like!!! :p

Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! stick tht in ur frosty & suck it

Lauren: hello hello i dunno why you say goodbye i say hello... it's impossible to frown while having a frosty :) but it's not impossible to take a sip and spit it in someone's face!

Me: and in my hour of darkness, mother mary comes to me. speaking words of wisdom let it be.

Lauren:HELloooo... song ends :(

Me:little darling i feel the ice is slowly melting. little darling it feels like years since its been here. here comes the sun...

Lauren: dadadada

Me:brb

Lauren:kay

Me:bac

Lauren:hi... yeah...i've been out of town for a couple of days. personal reasons. =p

Me:*procedes 2 smack lauren in face multiple times*

Lauren:hahaha *claps hands* never try to smack a werewolf *emily breaks knuckle*

Me:fyi, if i SMACKED u i wouldnt break a knuckle. ^_^ :P *lauren gets SMACKED again*

Lauren:well..... *SMACK*

Me: *kick* oh yeah thts right, stick tht in ur frosty in suck it. brb...

Lauren: fine...:p

Me:bac

Lauren:hi.no commentary this time

Me:i had 2 get a snack w/ which 2 nurish my brain & get me through the rest of this fucked up essay

Lauren:you don't deserve my creativity

Me:good, u dont deserve my synicism

Lauren: haha...emily said the f word.... :p :)

Me:so?

Lauren:just nagging on you, i don't care...

Me:i kno. im just being a bitch.lol. ohhh emily said the b word!!! ^_^

Lauren:oh no you did-ant! :)i'm just like so hyper right now....

Me:guh-irl puh-lease i did so ^_^

Lauren: ^_^

Me: copy cat alert

Lauren: :p

Me: omg im typin w/ 1 hand! i feel so badass

Lauren: i always do that :p left or right?

Me: well i dont. it just feels weird. im typing w/ my right... im eatin w/ my left...

Lauren: i'm typin with my left cause i'm kool like dat

Me: look i went from badass 2 fatass. lol

Lauren: lol - how bout dumbass?

Me: oh nah, nah chill

Lauren:anyway, ur distracting me from getting my hw done, and i'm distracting you....so ireally should go now..just wanted to tell someone about spanish influenza lol :)

Me: lol. okey dokey then. i should go 2

Lauren: go be productive....bye :)

Me: NEVER!!!!!!!!!! lol... bye

If y'all survived that than God Bless You. Just in case you didn't know, words in these thingies ** are actions. And, no we weren't actually smacking each other. THanks for reading and more is to come on my fanfic stories, I pinky promise (no breaking those things, they're legit).
~EM~
p.s. The magic word was 'lotion'.