National May Holidays

hold on to your hats and prepare to forget about those warm and fuzzy national holidays. because i have found some pretty awesome holidays to be "in the know" about.

here are the real reasons to celebrate in May:

May 1 is Save the Rhino Day, as well as Mother Goose Day.
May 2 is Fire Day
May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day.
May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day.
May 5 is National Hoagie Day,
May 6 is Beverage Day
May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.
May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day.
May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day. <<-- there's the cool Memorial Day
May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day.
May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day.
May 12 is Limerick Day
May 14 is Leprechaun Day and National Dance Like A Chicken Day.
May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day.
May 17 is Pack Rat Day.
May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day.
May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day, but we can't find a Professor Henry Higgins Day at all.
May 21 is National Memo Day and National Waitresses and Waiters Day.
May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day.
May 23 is Penny Day.
May 24 is National Escargot Day (as declared by the French).
May 25 is National Tap Dance Day.
May 26 is Grey Day.
May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival Day.
May 28 is National Hamburger Day.
May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day.
May 30 is My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day.
May 31 is National Macaroon Day.

~EM~