Turtles

i saw this on a FaceBook Like thing and felt i had to share it, because turtles are amazing and it applies to me and my life in some freaky way that probably none of you understand at all. but that's all right because y'all don't know me (even the people who know me have trouble understanding me (it's because i'm crazy)). so here it is:

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

~EM~